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[–] [email protected] 151 points 4 months ago (3 children)

0% chance of this being real, but that was a fun read

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's wholly realistic, where I live, autism or not!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

autism or not!

Lmaoà, I thought 'tism was patriotism at first because guns + patriots unoe? Autism makes more sense.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That makes a pretty hilarious pun, tbh.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

And on this day, the term patriautism was coined

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

seems like a fun place! can you tell me where you live so i can (avoid to) go (anywhere near) there? :D

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

thanks for being specific

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This is the story of a girl,

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Red state. Nuff said.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

this guy's never heard of Murica

[–] refalo -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the most unrealistic part is an autist with a gun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Most unrealistic part is existence of women. If they were real, I would have seen one before.