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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Stop calling out my commit messages... I swear "fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y" is a valid commit message scheme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you want to fix it take a look at the conventional git commits standard. No need to read a huge document it says what to do quickly on the website.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I'd rather add more Jira stories.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you an employee at Valve? lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tbh i think Microsoft has a better track record of breaking, fixing and then un-fixing their software

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Maybe; but Valve has plenty of patch notes that say "X fixed," but it's not actually fixed and then the next update says "X fixed. No really this time." lol