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C++ (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Compared to Assembly language, C++ is fantastic! :-P

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's actually a lot worse than ASM, there are far more ambiguities in C++. And yet here I am, still developing with it some 30+ years later.

Don't worry, I'm using Rust were it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Where does using Rust not make sense?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Just got a Commodore 64 and been having fun with ASM. I'm also weird. Don't be like me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Assembly was my first language after BASIC - I know I'm weird, and I'm okay with that:-). Tbf it was for a calculator, so simplified. Any language ofc can go off the deep end in terms of complexity, or if you stick to the shallows it can be fairly simple to write a hello world program (though it took me a month to successfully do that for my calculator, learning on my own and with limited time spent on that task:-).

[–] MajorHavoc 1 points 5 months ago

Don't be like me.

Too late!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

32 = JMP

96 = JMP Subroutine

Or is my memory defect 😁