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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New your program deadlocks instead of crashing, peak safety.

[โ€“] tatterdemalion 9 points 1 year ago

EVERYBODY STOP. Nobody make a move or the memory dies. We have a Mexican Memory Standoff.