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Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ¾ of the inside

(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)

I'm in the business of making friends and business is good.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)

Image transcription: 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Old man slowly wakes up in bed, silhouette of a scythe appears over him "IT IS TIME.". 2: The grim reaper is about to slice the man with the scythe, the man panics! 3: The man braces for impact, closing his eyes and clutching his bed sheets. 4: Nothing happened, the man cautiously opens one eye to see what's going on. 5: The grim reaper is looking at his flaccid scythe drooped onto the ground with a "FLOOP" sound effect. 6: Grim reaper sits on edge of the bed with his flaccid scythe "I've just been so stressed lately and-", old man sits up and pats Death on the back "Hey hey shhh it happens" with a comforting smile.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)

That's, so interesting.

Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Bless you!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon)

Secret Panel HERE 😑 https://tapas.io/episode/2444512

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUTT HEADS WITH ME

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

The iPod server was a powerful first iteration music sharing device. While not designed for convenience, its internal RAID can still be expanded with modern compact flash cards for 1.25TB of on-the-go storage.

Image transcription: A photo of an early iPod with colour display running macosx server 1.2. It looks cumbersomely thick, but also desirable.

(Originally published earlier today on bitbang.social)

Image transcription: A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"

(Originally published on mastodon.online: 2024-02-10)

Image transcription: The Tesla logo beside an image of a uterus with an IUD

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

(Originally published on mastodon: 2024-02-09)

Bonus panel: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/temp

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

Secret Panel HERE 🐭 https://tapas.io/episode/3089474

The mouse is also an exceptional mouse curser. It knows 19 curse words.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

When someone really loves you, they delete all that ridiculous querystring nonsense from the end of the hyperlink before sending it to you. 💘

(Originally published on infosec.exchange: 2024-02-05)

Image transcription: Photo of Mariah Carey and Miley Cyrus at the Grammys. So, E= mc squared

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

People who design APIs. I am begging you. It doesn't matter how "simple" or "intuitive" or "elegant" your API is. You need to include sample code.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-01-22)

The thing most people don't remember about Prometheus is that humans already had fire, but then Zeus locked it up behind a paywall, because Zeus was a petty little bitch. Prometheus stole it *back*. In this essay about DRM I will

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

You ever write a long post and after you've finished you delete it because you suddenly realize that you just don't give a fuck as much as you thought you did?

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

Secret Panel HERE 👼 https://tapas.io/episode/2380120

You have no idea how many times I've saved you from choking to death on hot dogs. I've done more than enough.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

That's terrifying.

Image transcription: Sleep paralysis occurs when the bacteria living in your brain gain temporary control over your motor functions.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

The real fantasy element of Dungeons & Dragons is pretending that you have a group of friends who all get along with each other and can manage to meet regularly for four hours at a time.

(Originally published on hachyderm.io: 2024-02-04)

Interviewer: can I get your references?

Me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does

(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2022-12-18)

That's a cool feature.

Image transcription: If you swipe up with two fingers on someone’s Tinder profile it will reveal if they have a criminal record.

(Originally published on mstdn: 2024-02-04)

Image transcription: 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. two pharaohs from ancient egypt are standing in front of a pyramid whose construction is nearing completion. One says to the other, "You've outdone yourself this time, Babuthep." 2. he continues, "You'll be remembered for this throughout history!" 3. "It's a testament to human ingenuity." 4. time jump to the present day. At an alien conference, someone speaks to an audience, "It was aliens!"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)