z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think he has a pointy beard and I've done something to perplex him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don't think I'll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Several beings perish each cycle from this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fluffy gorl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Dehydration was never an option

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I'm smelling burnt toast here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I could pet 3 isopods

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