yoshman

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[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

There likely isn't. I was just making a dumb joke about what a Flordia man inspired Kiwi would do.

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

You could say the same thing about a croc too. Get an idiot drunk enough and they do even more idiotic things.

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (9 children)

I'm sure you could find a Cassowary around to get some equivalent amount of chaos to a croc.

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

That's the neat part: they don't!

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Like, Nextcloud runs background tasks as a cron job which is something I've never seen with other hosted services.

Drupal also uses crons to run repeated tasks. By default, Drupal cron cleans out stale database records for a few tables and breaks old caches. It can be extended by the developer, though.

It's probably a holdover from before containerised applications were ubiquitous but honestly it comes off as jank.

PHP is pre-container and pre-virtualization, so I guess you can think of it as a hack way of getting garbage collection. To be honest, the cron's translate pretty well to k8s cronjobs. You just use the same image as the app and override the command with the cronjob command.

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We will have so much winning [...] that you may get bored with the winning. Believe me, I agree, you'll never get bored with winning.

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

One of them post birth ones?

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But have you thought of the benefit? Free club soda!

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You got your laptop from Tim Apple, right?

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's why I hate Christmas music now. They start playing that shit in October and end in January.

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[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

May dragon mommy Astilabor bless them with wealth.

[–] yoshman@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Make sure it has the right branding. Trumpflation.

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