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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You can almost read this meme to the tune of Bryan Adam’s “Summer of 69”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They’ve finally found more money?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What was it? I wish I had a limited edition pmjv typo. It could be worth DOZENS of dollar on ebay

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