It's fine to talk about Reddit here and there but let's not talk about Reddit 24/7 on here. For the health of the platform, it's better to talk about a variety of things and build out communities here, rather than complaining about Reddit incessantly.
I've noticed the same thing happen in waves on the Mastodon end of the Fediverse, where people will complain about one thing Twitter does for two week. It makes sense to be upset but at the end of the day you're not on Reddit anymore, and you're probably never going back.
It's the same energy as when a newly single dude can't stop talking about his ex.
Try beans, milk, or hot sauce/seasoning from a restaurant (you may buy some from the store, but it won't work as well in my experience). These all tend to loosen your stool to various degrees.
However, to be frank, the constipated stool will still be hard; all this will do is cause new stool to put pressure on old stool. This constipated still may still be hard to pass, although those foods should help.
Edit: Pears work too