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joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, you're now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

As long as the bottle was passed around, every man was feelin' gay

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

But you do. You do know Daddle.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm with you, but my landlord is not.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

And I'll do it in front of you too. Might circle the up time with the cursor if it warrants it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Aghaghagh what a good name for such a cutie pie, I've always thought Baihao would be another good one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hehe I was in global shipping IT, we had some ooooold Solaris systems that handled freight halting data flows. Windows Server 98 servers that handled data for very large shippers. Every daylight savings time change something would break.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I hate when the captcha starts at 1/10, so much so that I'll usually just walk away if I can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What's that in mantis shrimp?

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