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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"realisiert" found the German.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The duck dynasty

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

New Dork
Panels rust before they just fall off
There's nothing that won't bork
Now you're the New Dork
These gas pedals will get stuck down
Launching you to the new world
Now you're the New Dork, New Dork, New Dork

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Manager: The glass is too big

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They do there belly flops, where they rise from the water and splash on it. I suppose that is pretty close, but I have done neither.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I kick people and flip em off. Does that meet criteria?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Me neither, saw it a few times

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Number one: In 1945 corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5 percent."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I mean he did show emotions before. Did you see the interview where he cries?

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