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If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Using unsafe

You really underestimate me

If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You underestimate me

Microsoft Edge could use a win in c/programmer_humor
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Just use chromium then

This the big leagues kid in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same but for me it's a keybinding (only bestowed upon my browser, terminal and bemenu)

You know Mastodon is going to be big when ... in c/programmer_humor
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Pixelfed + peertube

P2P e-cash in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Old bitcoins have a trail behind them. This makes them less valuable because if you buy that bitcoin you might be accused of a crime

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day 2 of posting unfunny capitilist memes until the commies stop posting unfunny communist memes (cloud.tilde.team)
 
look what they're feeding our children!!1! in c/[email protected]
How do you tell your significant other you want to have sex? in c/[email protected]
day one of posting madam and eve cartoons until Americans realize that noone cares about the politics of other countries in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe I will set up a bot to do this

day one of posting madam and eve cartoons until Americans realize that noone cares about the politics of other countries in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just sacrifice your first child

THIS EDUCATION COMES UNDER NO WARRANTY TO THE EXTENT OF APPLICABLE LAW (AND EVEN FURTHER THAN THAT BECAUSE I HAVE A GUN)

Liberals and communism in c/[email protected]
Liberals and communism in c/[email protected]
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day one of posting madam and eve cartoons until Americans realize that noone cares about the politics of other countries (nitter.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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black hole goes brrrr (cloud.tilde.team)
 

Alt text:

Template: rageface comic

Panel 1:

(Question on screen): "black holes too small?"

(Sad person): "yes"

Panel 2:

"Troll physics"

(Picture of trollface)

"Has the solution"

Panel 3:

"take small black hole"

(Black hole visible)

"Add your mom"

(Giant person visible)

Panel 4:

"gravity does it's thing"

(Your mom gets sucked into a black hole)

Panel 5:

"Big black hole"

(Big black hole onscreen)

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taking his sweet, sweet time (cloud.tilde.team)
 

Alt:

"When someone gives you a death threat but you're still alive:"

Man says: "how do you do, fellow immortals"

Before anyone asks, I have alerted the mods and he has been banned

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beans! (cloud.tilde.team)
 

--frame 1--

(Derp to waitress): hi waitriess, can I have some food

--frame 2--

(Waitress): here's the menu!

(Waitress shows menu without any beans)

--frame 3--

(Derp): I know there are beans behind this door

(Metal door in background)

--frame 4-- (Derp): ah-ha!

(There are 6 chests label "bean box")

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not the best meme but not spam either (cloud.tilde.team)
 

--Transcription--

-frame 1- (Happy derp face to troll face): hello sir, I would like some memes

(Troll face): come right this way

-frame 2-

(Troll face to sad derp face): Our newest collection of politics just rolled in

(Drawing of poo on the wall to symbolize the memes)

-frame 3-

(Sad derp face to troll face): these aren't real memes

(Troll face): 10 trillion social credit has been removed from your lemmy account

-frame 4-

(Happy derp face): oh, how I missed you, my dear rageface comics

(Funny memes are on the wall)

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your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens? (lemm.ee)
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noone here is living up to the community name (lemm.ee)
 

Alt text:

Template: Troll face

Top text: there is an imposter

Bottom text: among us

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