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Spez is a greedy little pig boy with more than enough money to never lift a finger again; perfectly shameless.

In all seriousness: get screened for ADHD and autism.

So, so, so glad I deleted my entire account. This is so unethical.

Just yank

Really putting evil front and center this time, huh.

It’s nice when it doesn’t feel like shoring into a void, right?

I can’t imagine the horror of dying or losing a loved one this way. May all their memories be blessings for their families.

I think it comes down to how you define “superpower.” If were just talking mutations, I think superspeed and super-strength would be the most plausible.

Think of someone line Michael Phelps. His physical attributes make him - compared to most others - inhumanly fast and strong due to his wingspan and body structure. I wouldn’t quite call it a superpower, but I think deviations in size and body comp could lead to abilities deemed “super.”

I love this song

I’ll co-sign that. They can have their place and we’ll have ours.

Fuck this loser. Good on his neighbors.

In the corp world as well, and I can say with a lot of certainty that spez knew and likely hoped this would be leaked publicly. It was written both with the intention of assuaging current staff and angling their optics for the watching public. My company had a minor recent PR issue and our CEO drafted and sent something very similar.