lugal

"I was waiting for you"

Jokes on you, I'm not smiling

I agree with conservatives that strict boarders are necessary for nation states.

They call it a necessity evil, I use it as an argument to abolish all states.

How dare you link spaghetti with fascism?

So that's the missing word everyone is bothered by. It wasn't in the post but in a low level comment. What an unexpected but well executed pay-off!

You don't see it because it's missing

I answered the comment below you but I couldn't resist this stupid joke

Not a native speaker but for me it sounds fine. The "are now" is left out because it would be repeated if that makes sense.

"The people, [who were] tied to them, [are now] killed in a crosswalk."

I lost the game

When you put the screen on the wrong side...

"Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?"
"Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?"
"Well, the basile withered again."

*was