God...if I was half that magnificent my life would have been way easier.....
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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I think this is the best post I've seen on Lemmy
We need a community for cats sitting weird
You should create one. The problem is finding content to fill it
No, cat properly.
Uncanny valley effect in full
Looks like some kind of fae. Run.
Please elaborate
This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer's Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.
Terry Pratchett was one of a kind.
Thank you)
run for your life and don't look back
Soon (TM)...
Very soon now...
"what's wrong babe? Your not in the mood ?
- it's not that... it's the cat...
- c'mon, he just a pet, he doesn't understand what we're doing.
- 😺: don't mind me, I'm just sitting here."
Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.
This is so fkn weird
Horror
But what kind
Arcane? Fae?
Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.
Anybody got a sense evil spell prepared?
Not sure if "Steve, we need to talk" or "I've been watching you in your sleep."
Where are my testicles, Steve?
The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”
Probably both. Happy Halloween!
This is AI right?
Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth
Someone edit the cats shadow to look like a demon or something
i got you
Literally perfect
What the fuck
What the fuck
Exquisite.
I can’t stop looking at it
It won’t let me stop looking at it
Please
Yeah if my cat did that. I could never believe they weren’t sentient or inhabited by another entity again.
Yeah I'm straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.
Cat looks like it’s settling in to have a serious conversation with you about the catnip it found in a shoebox hidden in your closet.
looks like you have your Halloween decorations sorted
Are you sure that's not a furry? You might have accidentally adopted a furry.
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shit is gonna haunt me all night
Nah this is fucked.
There's nothing pretty about this. This is straight up nightmare fuel.
Happy Halloween, I guess.
that actually looks kind of weird
Your cat seems to be malfunctioning.
Sitting weirdly*
either this is the start of an anime, and the sidekick is waiting for you to wake up....
... or you gunna die.
given it's halloween....
"I was waiting for you"
That kitty is fully cognizant of their own majesty.
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