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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Noncitizen residents in the US are protected by the constitution. This includes the second amendment.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Room temperature mayo is criminal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Send her back to lumby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I get what you’re saying, but I can play PSP or Nintendo DS games on my iPhone.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Highly recommend Fred Knudsen’s YouTube video on these two. Fascinating and tragic.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Work in finance, have a thinkpad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Not being able to take a “mental health” day off, in both high school and college. In high school my parents wouldn’t let me (though I don’t fault them for that), and in college it was hard to keep up if I even missed one lecture. As an adult with a job , if I need a day to decompress, I can decide to take off tomorrow and nobody can tell me no. In school it was hard to keep on going with the tank on empty.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Snow powered car idiot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ketchup wings is diabolical

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m in the yellowed headlight gang, I just have a 2009 Prius

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

“The first version of ‘Anchorman’ is basically the movie ‘Alive,’ where the year is 1976, and we are flying to Philadelphia, and all the newsmen from around the country are flying in to have some big convention,” Ferrell said. “[My character] Ron convinces the pilot that he knows how to fly the charter jet, and he immediately crash-lands it in the mountains. And it’s just the story of them surviving and trying to get off the mountainside. They clipped a cargo plane, and the cargo plane crashed as well, close to them, and it was carrying only boxes of orangutans and Chinese throwing stars. So throughout the movie we’re being stalked by orangutans who are killing, one by one, the team off with throwing stars. And Veronica Corningstone keeps saying things like, ‘Guys, I know if we just head down we’ll hit civilization.’ And we keep telling her, ‘Wrong.’ She doesn’t know what we’re talking about. So that was the first version of the movie.”

This sounds hilarious. I know the cast of Anchorman could have made this one work.

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