jwt

joined 2 years ago

Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 4 points 5 months ago

I can't believe I almost ate a non-existent onion.

Terminating a process in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 4 points 5 months ago

kill -9 $(pidof )

Get good. in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 24 points 6 months ago

Conversely, it's also very funny to respond to self-important adults babbling nonsense with baby talk.

I have seen it so you must to in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 7 points 6 months ago

Must to what?

2024 Self-Host User Survey Results in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Btw also an awesome way of telling people you're pregnant.

Low resource system activity reporting tool? i.e. "What caused that CPU spike on my laptop 10 mins ago?" in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 8 points 6 months ago

fyi, systemctl disable/enable has a --now flag

Propublica reported on Nike’s extensive use of private jets. The company just made it harder to track them. in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 1 points 6 months ago

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's because you're a dumbass. Happy now?

A tagliatelle made from gold that defines the official size of a tagliatelle, at the Palazzo della Mercanzia in Bologna in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 8 points 6 months ago

It looks extremely al dente.

LAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machine in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 2 points 6 months ago

"The only thing that stops a bad MRI with a gun is a good MRI with a gun."

Hamilton hopes Verstappen ignores FIA punishment for swearing in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 8 points 7 months ago

I had hopes other drivers would have joined Verstappen in the swearing in some kind of 'I'm motherfucking Spartacus' moment.

Lebanon’s health minister says 8 killed, 2,750 wounded by exploding pagers in c/[email protected]

[–] jwt 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I heard they recently switched to pagers because cell phones where deemed to be compromised. So I think besides the direct deaths and injuries, this attack also targeted lines of communication and trust in technology as a whole (or anything supplied by your superior even).