impiri

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Trump is microtargeting kinks that are over-represented in swing states

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Tag yourself I’m HOSS

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

is there a way to read the first stanza that doesn’t sound stumbling and awful?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

“This is like taking land from its people. Which is fine by me.”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe 200,000 people showed up for that dogshit rally

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It’s a Charlie Kirk clock face

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Love too drive my children to school in the rolling pissbaby vendetta machine

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

turning a big dial taht says 'Smugface' on it and constantly looking back at the youtube algorithm for approval like a contestant on the price is right

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wait, how is 4D worse than 5B

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Cold brew has ruined everything else for me. Get some roasted beans, grind about 6oz very coarsely, then put it in this OXO cold brew thingy for about 18 hours. I add equal parts concentrate and boiling water into a warming mug.

You can (and probably should) make it more concentrated so that it's less total work, but certain members of my family were not diluting it enough

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Is this seriously what happens? You’re telling me now for the first time

The good news is that P5’s late game was such a slog that I have no desire to go through it again with Royal

 

I messed up, y'all. I'm on vacation with my family, and we are completely and utterly out of cash. We do everything with credit cards, and we exhausted most of the Emergency Cash Stash on a charmingly sketchy mini golf place that was cash-only and almost certainly reports an operating loss to the government every year. That plus tips for housekeeping has left us with less than a buck in change.

The problem is, we're leaving the hotel tomorrow... and I have no cash for the final housekeeping tip. The ghost of Barbara Ehrenreich is making very disappointed sounds at me right now, and I need to make her stop by getting some dollar bills in my hand some way before 11:00 AM.

  • The front desk can't charge a gratuity to the credit card
  • The credit card company will happily give us a highway-robbery-level cash advance at an ATM as long as we wait 7-10 days to get a PIN in the mail
  • The glove box and center console of the car have nothing but masks and straws
  • Food Lion and other stores will give you cash back but only if you pay with a debit card which I did not bring because ??????

I'm at a loss. What do I do here? Buy a gift card and print it out? Wait at the snack counter and barter with people? Please help me make a working person's day slightly better instead of slightly worse tomorrow.

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