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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Russia's going to have to go full North Korea to keep from losing anyone that is sober enough and has the mental overhead to realize that the country is going straight down the proverbial turlet.

But that many miles of border with nations that have seen just how ineffective they truly are... yeah, that does not bode well for Russia's future.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (10 children)

It's all about PayPal, isn't it?

Holy fucking shit.

PayPal is Musk's Obama burn.

PayPal shitcanned him because he's a fucking idiot so he takes that money, gets SpaceX going and memes Tesla to success by sheer accident. At the point everyone's thinking he's "Rill Loaf Toony Sturk" he's STILL fucking boiling that PayPal canned him because he's actually terrible at everything. He then proceeds to start sniffing his own farts, building rescue submarines that would never work, calling people "pedo guys", impregnating every woman that will take the payoff to have his moron seed implanted in them, moving to Texas and wearing a fucking cowboy hat to show how much of a REEL MAYUN he is (despite the fact that fucking nobody wears a cowboy hat in this state outside of actual cowboys and people that want to announce that they're fucking idiots to everyone).

He renames Twitter to X so trigger his nostalgia balls and then a few months later announces he's going to replace banks with X. Which would also, theoretically, replace PayPal.

He really is nothing more than a little bitch that happens to have money.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Elon literally wants an underclass of peasants that owe him money so he can ship them off to Mars and act as his indentured servants.

https://theblemish.com/2020/01/elon-musk-just-invented-space-slavery/

The man is a fucking idiot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want a drink that tastes like Pepto Bismol the answer is birch beer. It has a very similar wintergreen/methyl salicylate type flavor and is frickin' great.

My personal favorite is Boylan's Creamy Red Birch Beer but it's expensive as fuck.

A less stupidly expensive alternative is Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer. Still going to run you $20+ for a 12 pack on Amazon. Fuckin' shipping costs are insane.

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