helixdaunting

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Maximum Derek.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have a narrow ear canal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't give Tesla any ideas.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's not 100% accurate. Some of them aren't rich, several of them aren't old, and a few of them aren't white.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One step at a time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've never heard that joke before, but that's brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm in my mid 30s, and I've been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A corolla isn't as prestigious as an Audi, it doesn't have as many features for the price as a Kia would have, it isn't as fast as a BMW or as luxurious as a Mercedes.

After 10-15 years all those other cars will be off the road, most likely due to needing repairs that cost more than the vehicle is worth. The corolla will still be as boring and plain and dependable as it was when it rolled out of the factory.

I loudly bemoaned Toyota's glacial development of BEV products, but I presume that they ultimately made the right call to release a good vehicle late to market rather than rush to market with a vehicle that would tarnish their reputation for reliability.

I'm happy to wait for a Toyota EV that costs more and has lower "performance " figures than a Korean or American equivalent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I'm in this comment and I'm totally fine so stop asking.

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