this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Protein enhancement

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wow that's sad but understandable.

... Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don't smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Feels a little like an Eldritch corporation that doesn't totally understand humanity, but produces simple guides to existence in a an effort to ease the suffering of our poor squalid souls.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Because they don’t have to beat it afterwards? 🤷🏾

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.

This guide is perfect

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It's a really grim article but it's goddamn hilarious that it exists. I'm just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. "Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay..." points gun at blindfolded horse "...now what? Hang on."

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also this isn't how you shoot a horse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (11 children)

If you've never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you're going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You're going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You're going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won't create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn't get an option not to learn this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Interesting although solemn

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They just start making MILF porn instead.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

18 to 35 = Teen
35+ = MILF

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

More like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf

Basically the second you can't play "teen" convincingly anymore it's off to milfland

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.

Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Well, they do have expertise with sticky fluids.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.

I don't know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

She's the steppiest and what are you doingest mom of all!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only when they break a leg.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All milf and step mum are under 30

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Syren De Mer is 53

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Riley Reid, Natasha nice?

Angela White?

There's other pornstars out there that are still very popular even though they're over 30

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

And Corey Chase.

And Siri Dahl.

And Penny Barber.

And Syren Der Mar.

And Lauren Phoenix.

And Cherie Deville.

And Mona Wales.

And... You know what? I don't think this meme is correct at all. Syren Der Mar didn't even start her career until she was well into her 40s. Maybe this was true 20 years ago. These days, if a performer can put up with the industry grind and avoid getting coked out, they can go a long time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lemmy users definitely know their porn!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What can I say? I have a type. And it's mostly women over 35.

Actually, I think Lenna Lovings is the only up and cummer I'm even aware of anymore.

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