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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

David's little stone dick is a cultural heritage, you barbarian!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but those are understandably delayed while he prepares his tax returns to be released "soon" (as of Jan 24, 2016).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Aww, what a tease!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't read the comments. Ever.

And if you catch yourself reading them, stop.

And if you catch yourself repl- well, shit.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

I'm sure everyone can take their clothes off. This is in no way discriminatory. Also, the majority of "natural highlights" is meant for clothed people to enjoy, I'm sure we can concede a few places to the nudists (who are very welcoming to all people, provided they're able to take their clothes off in the dedicated nude places).

And if you can't take your clothes off, your troubles are elsewhere and you should work on them before you take away the nudists' beaches. I believe the prudes and scared-of-nakedness evangelicals have a whole country they took away from indigenous people to sunbathe fully clothed in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, you actually changed it, that literally never happens! Thank you, I'll sleep better tonight 😄

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Dick", the censored word is "Dick", kids.

This is not US cable TV. Let's keep it that way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

How do you not hit stuff when reversing? I agree that it's tough to judge with mirrors only but it's definitely possible if you've been driving for more than two weeks.

Drivers simply don't give a shit, everything else is just excuses.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Shouldn't the driver be able to know where their car ends without a concrete barrier?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hands free masturbation sounds like you misunderstood something crucial about the concept.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Leaving the abuser isn't abuse.

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