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Electoral College nonsense? It's super easy to get Harris signs here in Wisconsin.

Six Feet Under

What We Do in the Shadows (cuz I love that song)

We found a dead baby bird. Was told most animal babies don't live to adulthood. Knew people were animals so it was likely me and most of my friends would be dead by 21

Whenever I close something that locks, I touch the key that unlocks it first. This has saved me many times from locking myself out of the house and locking my keys in the car or trunk

So is she

It can seem to work though. My brother-in-law tells stories about seeing his friends get out of tickets with their hand written IDs. To me those stories sound like cops stopping a car full of drunken probably armed rednecks in the middle of nowhere - cops who just want to go home alive.

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Take a walk, to the post office. Don't stop til you get enough.

Make your bed every day.

An order I received from a friend helping me out of a dark place. Asked why and was told to just do it.

Oof. So I have to go to Sweden now? Argh

During Christmas, our student union used to sell a drink called Julmust. I bought one or of curiosity and thought the first sip was horrible, but by the end of the bottle I was hooked. Was very sad when they stopped selling it

Off the to of my head

Vance Gilbert - Unfamiliar Moon / Goodbye Pluto

Todd Snider - Long Year / Sunshine