discostjohn

They check your card before you're allowed to use the self checkout.

I love seeing Noah in the wild

I tried using my thermometer to measure my height and it turns out I'm like 20 meters tall

I thought maybe it was referencing beers named after fish, like Ballast Point's Sculpin. Maybe this meme has layers

You're a loser

Yeah zombie dogs are the exception. Maybe robot dogs too.

Fucking, like, why?

That's what I thought!

I'm genuinely asking: What makes you not want to be angry at the people who hurt you?

Thank you for de-clickbaiting the title of the article lol

Me neither, but this guy has ConcernedApeLLC on his LinkedIn.

I really don't like that it uses the same assets as Stardew and seems to be very much in the same genre.

Yeah that's true. Pretty horrific when you picture it.