charlytune

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The three things that stop me moving to another country are money (or ability to get a job for the money I need), family (I have an elderly mum who I need to be around for) and residency issues (thanks Brexit). I guess if I was super rich I would be able to get residency more easily, but in the absence of a teletransporter it wouldn't fix the family issue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How do you figure that?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I think every airport I've been to in Spain is connected to the rail network. Connection to rail and bus is pretty standard, in Western Europe at least.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My mum's told me about putting newspaper on the seat of the outdoor toilet in the middle of winter if you absolutely had to go in the night, to make it bearable (1950s northern England). The warmth of someone else's arsecheeks is much more preferable to that, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Antibiotics, and tea

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I always thought it was like a Mr Whippy, but I'm guessing not from this thread! Maybe it's like salad cream?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago

From my time lurking in r/AskARussian I remember quite a lot of these types, convinced that Russia was a paradise of freedom and conservatism, and that moving there would be a piece of cake. What's horrible about this couple is that they've quite possibly fucked up their children's lives, especially once they get to military age.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Fuck, that sounds good. Gonna try it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

This. My sister in law teaches and keeps all the letters she gets from her students. It's stuff like that that keeps teachers going.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Probably not the longest, but the most ridiculous. We have a big free African music festival in our city and there are loads of different food stalls with great food. There was a Kenyan one that my best friend really wanted to go to as she lived in Kenya when she was a kid, and the queue was big which usually means good food. However once we were in the queue we realised the queue was moving really slowly... No matter, it must be worth it when we get there surely... After 45 mins I really wanted to go somewhere else but the sunk cost fallacy and the thought of getting in another queue made me stay... After over an hour we finally get to the front and realise that the reason it's so slow is because they have the most illogical ordering system that doesn't make sense, and even the staff seem totally confused. An hour and a half later we finally get our food and it's ok. Just ok. In a big field full of amazing food we managed to pick the most mediocre one, and stupidly queued along with loads of other stupid queueing people for no good reason except being in a queue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I grew up in an area with middle schools, and went to one, I think they were age 8 to 12. So people went up to secondary school a year later than most regions. I have no idea why it was like that. We also had spam fritters for lunch which no-one else I know from my generation (Gen X) had to endure. We were just fucking weird I guess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Tony Blair was a CIA plant. This was told to me by a colleague who was told this by his vicar. I find it highly plausible. I also joke that his predecessor John Smith was murdered to make way for Tony Blair, but if it turned out to be true I wouldn't be 100% surprised.

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