bobzilla

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn't deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here "next Saturday" could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I'm being dramatic for effect).

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I'm just using the Safe Harbor law?

"Yeet" (because, you know, it's a throw pillow)

They'll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. ... And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.

I have, for a long time, used the phrase "speaking of segues" to change the subject in a conversation.

Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.

But let's ban abortion because that will fix everything.

Worse yet, it's leaning left, and we all know that's inaccurate.

Kick Mike Johnson in his micro-johnson and tell him God told you to do it.

Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?