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akakunai
joined 8 months ago
"We are not Nazis, we just vote for the National Socialist German Workers' Party."
They're the leading cause of death in children.
Uh...WHAT? Ain't no fucking way. *checks statistics*
...😳 what the actual fuck. Y'all doin alright down there?
What part are you having trouble with?
B-boner? Tf kinda noise is your boner making?
Took me until high school to realize bonjour=bon jour=good day. My brain just about exploded. Worldview destroyed.
What would you have Bernie do after loosing his primary?
Ah man, you've got a Cadillac.
I had me an old Panasonic model at my old apartment that wasn't as nice but goddamn if you set that MF to the strongest setting 🫨🫨. The thing would clean your ass, rectum and colon lol.
I know a guy that said he doesn't wash around his ass when he showers because "that's gay as hell". I don't even wanna know what kind of biome he's got flourishing down there.
This would make a ton of sense if your choice of Lemmy instance were not just that; a choice. It's not a characteristic innate to your being that you're born with or something.
You can choose to associate with whatever instance you want and swap it up with another account somewhere else if you want at any time (you can prob keep the same username if you want too).
What do you just not give a single fuck about that so many people try to make you give a shit about?
I spent >10 years of my youth playing a sport competitively. I don't think I ever watched a professional game to completion. Unlike pretty much all my teammates, I just could not have cared less.
Play the sport myself? Fun, sure! Watch someone else play? Uh, why?
I think it's great that people enjoy watching sports. I dunno why but it just bored the hell out of me.
Buttery males? What'd I miss?