Wait until you hear that Disney's Frozen was only created so that searching for "Disney Frozen" would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney's frozen head.
Tathas
Man, 5%? That's it?
Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they're still in the house?
Texas should also have to pay to build a wall along its borders with the US.
Game developers:
Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.
I'm sure I'm going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there's a joke that goes:
Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.
He said, "I'll take a coffee, with no cream."
She responded, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though."
Sounds like he'd be up for some good old https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture
Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, "You drove 35 miles this month!"
Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.
More like that it was on in the first place.