Tathas

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[–] Tathas 12 points 10 months ago

More like that it was on in the first place.

[–] Tathas 12 points 10 months ago

Wait until you hear that Disney's Frozen was only created so that searching for "Disney Frozen" would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney's frozen head.

[–] Tathas 9 points 10 months ago

Man, 5%? That's it?

[–] Tathas 104 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they're still in the house?

[–] Tathas 1 points 10 months ago

Texas should also have to pay to build a wall along its borders with the US.

[–] Tathas 9 points 10 months ago

Game developers:

Thor saying, "Can it though?"

[–] Tathas 27 points 11 months ago

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

[–] Tathas 9 points 11 months ago

I'm sure I'm going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there's a joke that goes:

Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.

He said, "I'll take a coffee, with no cream."

She responded, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though."

[–] Tathas 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Tathas 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, "You drove 35 miles this month!"

[–] Tathas 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.

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