I'd love to disagree, but it seems like any job opening right now goes to the engineer who all but lives to code.
SatouKazuma
But then wouldn't it be fly(height: f64)
instead of jump(height: i32)
?
All hail "squash and merge"
That shit is why I bailed on the cybersecurity industry completely, with no thought of ever returning. I'm an engineer (software aside, I also have an aero engineering background). I wanna build cool shit!
Oh you actually use the stack? I'm surprised you don't just put all the tickets in a heap. I can give you some pointers on how to do that if you'd like.
Goddamn I felt this one!
Chaotic evil is "creates ticket, but intentionally words the problem poorly before logging off, leaving the junior help desk worker to fend for himself and giving you the solution to a different problem that isn't relevant in your case"
That makes sense. Every time I try to learn it, or am asked to do something in it only to reply "I can't", I feel so fucking stupid. How am I supposed to move up to senior SWE if I can't do JS?
It just feels like anarchy to me. Why is anything the way it is in JS? Maybe I'm learning it wrong, but starting from zero, I now feel like I understand less than nothing.
Sure, but they use ersatz methods that are so incredibly obscure and removed from the standard library that expecting one to know them is beyond foolhardy.
You want to hate programming? Try using JS. It's anarchy.
"Why is this the way to do things?"
"Because it just is."
Files ticket, and references ticket in email to supervisor for visibility