RojoSanIchiban

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tim Apple: "Today, we're excited to announce 'Kumbaya Messaging'™️ for iOS, iPadOS, WatchOS, and MacOS! Kumbaya Messaging™️ brings not only Apple Ecosystem™️enjoyers closer together through rich, more connected communications, but will allow all your friends and family who are still using Android to be able to be able to enjoy all of your shitposting gifs, memeojis, and Live Photo™️ snapshots of your take-out pho, including the hilariously embarrassing audio you always forget about. We at Apple want to bridge the divides in our daily lives, and with Kumbaya Messaging™️, we believe we can bring all of us that much closer together."

Yep.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

*jots down 'load kids feet first into chipper'

Wait, is Microsoft violating child labor laws, too!?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a stupid question!

*Struts away like the important Admiral I totally am for really real

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

I'd expect nothing less from President of the United Federation of Planets!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Martok will pave the road to Gre'thor with his ashes! Unfortunately it doesn't help our issues of decorum in Congress :/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, in-universe, Winn was a true patriot in the Bajoran resistance against the Cardassians.

She was absolutely an insufferable c-word and ultimately undone by her rampant ambition and desire for recognition; she was a terrible, terrIble person, but was not responsible for the deaths of millions (granted, she ultimately would have been, at least in part, if not for Sisko).

Inaros comes off much more like a mustache twirler. He's utterly uncaring about life in general. Maybe Winn could have reached his level of despicable and worthiness for removal from the land of living, but by both of their ends, Inaros wins the universal shitbag award by far.

All that said, while I'd more readily rid the universe of Inaros, it would feel like removing a tumor. I'd have a celebratory pile of hasperat and spring wine over Winn's departure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

"Very legal and very cool."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

He should be replaced by Martok.

... well, that might be worse.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour

You just converted the energy of Einstein's corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you're now paraplegic.

Also, you failed high school physics.

/sorry

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