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Tasteful Nudes (lemmy.best)
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Can You? (lemmy.best)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Start your own instance. Then it's the best™

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is very important.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's more complicated than that, and it will completely break federation for all instances that have already federated with yours.
https://join-lemmy.org/docs/administration/backup_and_restore.html#changing-your-domain-name

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Give me 5 belts for a cord

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

That's what https://lemmit.online is.
I think it is a great idea to have a bot mirroring Reddit's content onto a lemmy instance. But I agree, we don't need those bots mucking up actual lemmy communities.

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