I enjoyed season 4 as well, particularly in the original format. Season 5 on the other hand, I have no idea what that was.
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The Room actually. I feel obligated to show it to everyone, particularly with Rifftrax commentary.
Just adding that the base level is free up to 5 users is you want to sample it a bit before paying for more features.
It can definitely feel overwhelming, so start simple. Install a basic well known distro; I'm partial to Fedora, but Ubuntu is also a great choice. You'll learn a ton just by using it day in and out for typical tasks. If you need help reach out to the community. If anyone comes off as rude I recommend just ignoring and blocking them. Using it will eventually come to feel second nature like MacOS or Windows. Enjoy!
If you've purchased any videos via iTunes, be sure to link it to Movies Anywhere so you can watch them on your Android. Most movies are supported except those from Paramount, last I checked.
For comparison purposes nextcloud.com offers a solution as well.
Just a few years ago I ran into a "mission critical" Windows 98 machine. It was running some custom database written in BASIC. All options to move the data to a modern machine and DB were deemed too expensive.
I don't think it's necessary. There's ways to connect with people irl; taking a course for example. I do find social media can be useful for finding people with similar interests, but that doesn't require posting your whole life online.
I find roku to have the simplest interface for people to learn. Fill it with free channels like tubi and pluto. For your personal library I'd suggest jellyfin. Simple and free.
Also going to add that Proton makes my favorites VPN. They offer a completely free version with no data cap (but limited locations) if you wish to try it before buying the full product.
As you can see there's lots of excellent choices. Check out distrosea.com if you want to get a feel for different ones without installing. FWIW I prefer Fedora and RPM based distros as I've found their hardware support to be a bit better than Debian based. This is just personal experience though so your's may differ. Please report back on what you ultimately choose.
Bit of a side note; when I've had users with low storage and too many apps, I've had some success moving them to PWA's. Social media apps in particular seem to be storage hogs.