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no attachment, no passion, no creativity

i have attachment to the fact that you pay me, i'm passionate about getting fucking paid, and i'm creative about how little work i can get away with doing while still taking your fucking money

found out while i was buying christmas presents that a big box of bougie ass chocolates just so happens to weigh the exact same as store brand toilet paper hiding shit behind the dodgy weighting mechanics of these machines is great

hell, the other day i got a free lunch by literally just holding my bag of snacks in my mouth like i didn't have enough hands and then walking out with them with a shop assistent like 10 paces away. i didn't even realise i was "stealing" until i was paying for the other shit lol. i wish i were braver about it though, every time i feel like i'm missing Value™ by not pushing my luck. at least the scandalised look on my middleclass roommates' faces when i mention this shit is fun.

there's no trash because they don't have enough economy so there's no packaging to litter with

its fucking hilarious to me that libs will find a way to complain about a lack of single use plastics lmao. those poor north koreans don't even have to right to kill sea turtles wtf

newpipe is an open source adless front app that has never given me any trouble and lets you play audio in the background and download stuff. as far as i'm concerned, its signifigantly more convenient than the youtube app. i can't imagine having to listen to an ad every 5 minutes as i try to sleep, i'd become a terrorist

Trump poses an existential danger to the United States.

don't threaten me with a good time

idk about other zoomers but i unironically experienced them for the first time in fnaf. but i think i must have seen memes about chucky cheese or american theme parks, and either way Evil Murder Robot™ isn't exactly a hard concept to figure out lol

in my experience, hexbearism

no, they're absolutely correct

poor person habit: sell your labour in order to live

rich person habit: own the means of production

try disproving that you dumbshit commies

oh now thats something i didn't even think of

phd applications fucking suck but god if i have to spend another year in this job i'm going to commit adventurism. its not the economically sensible decision but if i have the slightest chance to do something about climate change, surely i have to

a mate of mine spent $90 on digimon card packs last night, got like 7 cards out of it he actually liked, and he was happy about that. there was literally a stack of like 100 junk cards next to the "good" ones. its insane to me

i don't want to see what male g*mers (or devs) would do with canonically lesbain characters. theres no way that ends well in anything non-indie