IronDonkey

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Crap, it never occurred to me that "lame" was even related to disability. I mean, obviously it is - though in my mind that aspect of the word was almost exclusively related to animals. Is lame rude now too?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You're right, I can learn the basics of regex in 30 minutes. Then I can write my one regex. Then I can forget the basics of regex in 3 minutes, because regex's syntax is random garbage that makes no intuitive sense, and I hate and suck at memorizing nonsense. Repeat every 4-16 months.

It's true though that regex is entrenched enough that even if something is easier to read, it's unlikely that it'll replace regex any time soon. You'd need a couple big names to adopt it, then many years.

But if there's a readable replacement that can convert to and from regex - well, screw it, I'm in. Even if I'm required to use regex in some program, if I can write something that makes sense without the requisite half hour of googling crap, I'll just use it as a separate tool to make and read regex strings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That or a in depth description of your last bowel movement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hope to get to that point soonish, but without a starting set of mostly interesting and inoffensive subs, building a collection of subscribed thingies is slow going. In the meantime, I'm scrolling all and blocking all the communities that seem mostly like a place to be angry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The connect app has the ability to block instances, which I find very helpful.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People just love to hate on windows, there doesn't actually need to be a reason.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

I'd need a lawyer.

Does perfect health last forever? No brainer then. Definitely don't take the time pauses when you sleep /are unconscious without perfect health though, because then no one could perform surgery on you that requires general anesthesia, which could cause problems.

And arguably, being sleep deprived is not being in perfect health, so if you take perfect health you might not ever need to sleep again anyway, depending on the fine print.

And how precise is the telekinesis? Does it work on things like liquids and gasses? Could you use it to separate liquids and gasses according to type, for instance? If so it'd be more than just fun, it could be quite valuable for sciencey stuff, and you could probably make bank separating out things that are quite hard to isolate. And even if not, you might have a good career in hazardous material handling, and or manipulation of things through clean room windows.

The infinite money trick is also incredibly tempting. Does it work on things like houses and boats? Is it legal? Would you have sufficient proof of its legitimacy that if you, say, pulled a couple hundred grand out of your pocket to buy a house that the sellers would trust that it's real and above board even if it were?

And so on. Temptation is health and telekinesis, but the various details might cause money to win out over telekinesis.

Maybe natural talent health, but I'd have to plan out what talents to acquire first, as well as information on degree. If with slight work you could become the optimal physicist etc, to the point where you could sit down and just write a perfect theory of everything that matched all our observations on paper, then that would of course be awesome. But if it doesn't come with essentially super skills - well, I'm pretty ok with what I can do/how well I can learn now, and telekinesis sounds fun.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

but is it really inconceivable that aliens visited earth? Or that they influenced our culture?

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I have no feel for what, "In 140 yards, turn right", means.

"In a bit less than 140 meters, turn right."

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once Kawakami and Hatsumi have passed away, ninjas will forever cease to exist.

That's what they want you to think.

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