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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a kid I remember thinking he was weird though obviously I had no idea he was actually a predator.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I like that guy's "someone has fucked up to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars and it's not me" grin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he’d end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)

... theme tune to Casualty plays.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Kevin McCloud looks back on 25 years of dream homebuilding

Most of which time he has spent catastrophising, especially about peoples' budgets and contingency budgets, but even more especially about whether the custom glazing would fit in the holes. It's always the fucking windows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I get it, I do. We all want to make a mark on life, for others to be impacted in some way by our existence. Some people build, or create and their legacy is bound up into what they make. But destruction and desecration are far easier routes to making an impact on others. When you have no hope, fucking shit up is a way to stamp your existence on a society which otherwise ignores and marginalises you.

Plus, also, some people just want to tag the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

“Who’s going to compensate me for my emotional damage?” joked one person who lost their brand new Calvin Klein set.

Another countered: “It’s actually quite romantic. You might even pick up your crush’s underwear while taking a walk on the street.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's casualuk's time to shine!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just a shame they're quite old images and therefore quite low res.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Was convinced he was going to drop the rest of it while reaching. He did the double whammy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

How can anybody be so far up their arse to think it’s a good idea to push this nonsense out.

I mean there's a substantial % of the population who will be dabbing away the tears with a Kleenex while watching this, so, er, just don't watch it, I guess?

I'm not much enthused about the royals, or the endless broadcasts of 22 millionaires having a kickabout every Saturday, or 'celebs' trapped in a luxury villa while being pressured to have sex with each other not-quite-on-camera, so I don't watch them.

 

I would gladly pay good money for re-released AC games without any of the modern day Abstergo stuff. Am I the only one? I mean, at the time it was interesting, but the modern day missions now just detract from immersion and are usually crap.

Just me or anyone else?

[Just started replaying Revelations!]

 

"The ancient sages said, "Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?" So may one just man become an army."

One of my all time favourite shows from my childhood. Any one else love the rebels of the Water Margin of Liang Shan Po?

 
 

All of Chaosium's Runequest: Roleplaying in Glorantha is currently available in PDF from Humble Bundle for £14.21.

That's everything. Which is insane value for money. You'd be mad not to. Get it here!

[Original post on the excellent (but undernourished) /c/runequest_glorantha!]

 

All of Chaosium's Runequest: Roleplaying in Glorantha is currently available in PDF from Humble Bundle for £14.21.

That's everything. Which is insane value for money. You'd be mad not to.

https://www.humblebundle.com/books/runequest-chaosium-inc-books

 

We've had to wait for it, especially in the UK since the initial shipment of hard copies seemed to go missing, but it's well worth that wait.

This is the counterpoint, the rebuttal, the answer to questions posed by the Lightbringers and Earth Goddesses cult books. The Lunars are not just baddies, they're the flip side of the coin, the pragmatists, the side with the winning perspective. I believe in the Red Goddess, Mistress of Life and Death.

Presented here are cults including the Seven Mothers, Teelo Norri, Honeel, the Crimson Bat, the Red Emperor and the Red Goddess. Also included is Nysalor/Gbaji and an introduction to Lunar illumination.

This is a must have volume if you want to run anything connected to the Hero Wars in Glorantha.

Plus, also, once again the art is breathtaking.

 

An investigation has been launched after ram-raiders stole a Slush Puppie machine.

The raid happened at about 01:40 BST on Saturday at Moores Fish & Chip Shop in Newton Leys, Milton Keynes.

Thames Valley Police said significant damage was caused to the shop after a vehicle, believed to be a dark Vauxhall Astra, repeatedly drove into it.

A number of men entered the shop and stole the cold drinks machine.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Martin Helsdon, the man who brought us the magisterial Armies and Enemies of Dragon Pass has done it again with an even larger, even more ambitious addition to the Jonstown Compendium collection of community content for Runequest.

Focused, as the name suggests, on sea-faring it is hugely detailed and comprehensive, and blessed with some of the finest artwork ever produced for a Gloranthan book.

While it covers everything to do with ships and seaborne trade (ship-building, shiphandling and seafaring, cargo and harbours, naval warfare, nautical terminology, etc) and documents a whole flotilla of different types of vessel, in many ways the stand out is the ‘Periplus’, a first-person account of the voyages of an Issaries trader interspersed with the meat of the book, which brings the material to life.

Thoroughly recommended!

Available from the Jonstown Compendium on Drivethru, here. Note: this isn't an affiliate link or anything, just a direct link to the listing.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Chicken and asparagus risotto

Serves 2

Ingredients

  • asparagus, one bunch - for this, where the asparagus is chopped, I like quite thin stalks, if I'm serving it whole as a side I prefer thicker stalks
  • chicken breast, 250g cooked, and chopped - this is a weeknight meal, if I was taking time I'd poach and shred some chicken breast fresh for it
  • risotto rice, 250g - I like Carnaroli most, but only had Arborio in the cupboard so that's what I used here
  • shallots - I had some huge Echalion shallots and just used a couple, finely sliced
  • garlic, 2 cloves, finely slived or minced
  • butter, an ungodly amount, in 1 cm cubes - some for frying and some to finish. Maybe 100g
  • 1 cup of dry white wine
  • stock, 1L - I used half chicken and half veggie
  • flat leaf parsley, 1 fistful, chopped
  • Parmigiano Reggiano, 50g, finely grated
  • salt and plenty of freshly ground black pepper

Method

  1. take a bunch of asparagus and snap off the woody stems (don't bin them!). Cut the asparagus into roughly 1.5cm to 2cm pieces on a slight bias.
  2. bring some stock to a bare simmer and toss in the woody asparagus stems. I used about 1L stock total.

  1. bring half the butter to a low simmer in a heavy bottomed pan (an enamelled dutch oven is perfect here, a Le Creuset or other similar). Gently cook the chopped asparagus in the butter, until fragrant and softening, maybe 3-4 minutes.
  2. remove the asparagus and reserve.
  3. add the chopped shallots to the pan and let soften, about 5 minutes.
  4. add the garlic to the pan and let soften, about 2 minutes.
  5. turn the heat up under the pan to medium, add the rice, and stir in the rice. Fry until you can smell a slightly toasty note from the rice, stirring often.

  1. toss in your white wine and keep stirring frequently until it's been absorbed.
  2. remove the woody asparagus stems from the stock and chuck.
  3. a ladle or two at a time, add some stock to the risotto and keep stirring often until the stock has been almost completely absorbed. Repeat until you've used almost all the stock. Test the rice. You want no chalkiness, but still a little but of a bite to it, it shouldn't be mushy.
  4. add the chopped chicken and the fried asparagus to the pot along with the last ladle or two of stock. Keep stirring until it's at about the consistency you're looking for[1].
  5. add the chopped parsley and the rest of the butter. Add salt and pepper to taste. Serve.

My wife declared it to be as good as the M&S microwave Chicken and Asparagus risotto ready-meal, so you can't get much better than that, can you?


[1] - the perfect risotto should 'creep' across the plate, ie when you add a ladleful to a plate it shouldn't maintain a heaped shape but should gradually relax and spread a bit. Mine, here, was a bit thick, but what can you do?

 

... I think it was Farmer Geddon.

 

Kedgeree

Serves 4

Ingredients

  • two or three good-sized fillets of smoked haddock (I prefer undyed but it can be harder to find)
  • 300 ml milk
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 1 tbsp garam masala
  • 8 eggs
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 tbsp mild curry powder
  • 1.5 cups of basmati rice, washed and soaked
  • a small bunch of flat leaf parsley, chopped
  • salt
  • lemon to serve

Method

  1. Add the milk, bay leaves, and garam masala to a pan large enough to take the haddock fillets in a single layer, and bring it to a simmer. Once it's reached a simmer, add the haddock fillets, cover, and turn off the heat. Leave for about 10 minutes. Then, remove the fish and save for later. Strain the milk into a jug.
  2. Hard boil the eggs. I like to use J. Kenji López-Alt's method for easy-to-peel eggs. I usually let them cook for 10 minutes, then straight into a cold bath before peeling them.
  3. Gently fry the chopped onion and garlic for five minutes, then stir in the mild curry powder. Once ithe mixture is fragrant, stir in the rice and add a good pinch of salt.
  4. For 1.5 cups of rice I like to use a little over 2 cups of liquid. I add one cup of the reserved milk, and one cup of water. Bring to a simmer, cover, and turn the heat down as low as it will go for about 10 minutes.
  5. While the rice is cooking, chop the parsley and flake the fish (discarding any skin if it was present). When the 10 minutes is up, check the rice to make sure the liquid has been absorbed, then top the rice with three quarters of the parsley and the flaked fish. Put a sheet of kitchen towel over the top of the pan, then re-cover, turn the heat off, and let it rest for about 5 minutes.
  6. While the rice is resting, cut each boiled egg into 4 quarters.
  7. Gently stir the rice, fish, and parsley into each other, then split between bowls. Add the boiled eggs and garnish with the remaining parsley. Serve with wedges of lemon.
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