Confuzzeled

Pshh iPhone who would want that? My n95 has a flip out keyboard much better than some stupid touchscreen phone that doesn't even have a camera.

Something wrong with them huh?

When will these boffins stop and question if they are going too far with these dangerous technologies? The current encabulation speed is more than adequate. We need a moratorium on encabulation development until we can assess the societal impact.

I would imagine the people on the trains back then were in no hurry to reach the destination.

I'm mildly perturbed at best, where's our headline.

She's clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It's as plain as the visor on my face.

Maybe it's a horse box and the driver is a beastiality enthusiast.

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I'd say good times but it's so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

Perhaps the borg are savagely 'plugging' things into various orifices sans anaesthetic. They truly are evil.

Don't knock it until you've tried it friend.

Just sail the high seas. If you've bought it already then jesus won't be mad.

Tissues are the real cost. Fortunately I have no soul.