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[WP] After humanity's extinction, robots revere them as their divine creators, unfathomable and holy. That is, until a living human is discovered in a cryopod (lemmy.world)
What's your stance on "donating" blood plasma? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

I'm in the US and the local blood centers near me give $20 gift cards for whole blood ($40 for platelets and "automation" whatever the fuck that means (that might be the whole blood donation idk (if that's the case then I don't know what specific donation the $20 is for exactly))). No idea about plasma though.

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[WP] The evil necromancer turns out to be a herd of cats. (lemmy.world)
Humanity's trial in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't WinRAR free now?

[WP] You're the strongest person alive. You just haven't realized it yet, because everyone tries their damnedest to hide it from you. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, cuz no one else is posting. I want this community to live, even if it means I have to manually pump its heart with my bare hands

[WP] You're the strongest person alive. You just haven't realized it yet, because everyone tries their damnedest to hide it from you. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To inspire people to write, why else would I post writing prompts?

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[WP] You find your friend staring at the stars in a field. They whisper "They're coming" before taking a step forward and disappearing. (lemmy.world)
Pure evil in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What?

after 40 all meals are horror in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh wow! My crippling depression is cured! Why didn't I think of this before? Thank you so much!

My word game had some weird archaic racist word as one of the answers. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry what?? Why the hell???

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[WP] The hero's identity is revealed: a normal teenage high schooler. His arch nemesis, a middle aged adult, now has to navigate the PR disaster of fighting a little kid for years. (lemmy.world)
In Leak, Facebook Partner Brags About Listening to Your Phone’s Microphone to Serve Ads for Stuff You Mention in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Fuckers got my entire complex's Internet shut down (I am a renter not the owner)

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[WP] You're the strongest person alive. You just haven't realized it yet, because everyone tries their damnedest to hide it from you. (lemmy.world)
Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I swear to God I tried posting once but got my IP locked out from posting because I couldn't get the captcha right before x amount of tries. Thing is at towards the end I was so confident I was putting in the right letters and numbers but it just wasn't taking it.

Company creates "solution" to address school "vaping incidents". in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

There's a lot of good points being tossed around but I think this one is particularly good.

Good job, Britain! A major contribution to the nations of the world! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Foetus is a weird one, I've never heard that before. I keep trying to pronounce it in my head but the closest I get is sounding like fajitas.

Black belt in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah we all know he's enjoying it

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[EU] Sauron makes a bid for presidency, and despite being the literal Lord of evil all the polls are swinging in his favor (lemmy.world)
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[WP] You wore a red shirt to Target once; they took you to the back and had you comb the creature that lays the Target balls (lemmy.world)
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[WP] You like farmer's markets, but your local one is pretty strange; there you can find whole tentacles, pickled eyeballs in a jar, homemade books with unknown leather covers, pig feet, and more. (lemmy.world)
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[WP] The armies of hell have been pushed back. The infernal gates have been closed. All that is left is to face the Lord of demons in his castle, except the hero lost the only sword that can kill him (lemmy.world)
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[WP] An immortal is the only survivor of the environmental collapse and the death of humanity. Now, they put their mind to growing and nurturing a whole new civilization from nothing. (lemmy.world)
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[WP] The gods of Olympus have chosen you to be their champion and undertake a dangerous quest. You're 42 and absolutely not dealing with this shit. (lemmy.world)
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[WP] Your conjoined twin brother is getting married tomorrow. You only just found out, and have no idea how he managed to have a 4 year relationship without you knowing (lemmy.world)
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