ChocolateTeapot

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't realise that fruit is solid? And I'll put clove oil in my vag, if he puts menthol on his dick!

Just.... Why???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Welp, to be fair to Lammy, I think the only British politician who has consistently had their tongue up Trump's nethers has been Farage, so....

Lots of holding noses, both figuratively and literally, will probably happen when necessary...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Interesting that only two of the kids are showing hands, so we can't count fingers...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

When compared to Trump & Vance, yup!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah cos "When they go low, we go high!" worked so well in 2016!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Our polling station is between the chippy and the offy - so vote, grub & bottle of booze to shout at the telly with!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to be better, but I've done some stuff I'm not proud of...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Mate, I think you're missing the point - whether you "deserve" bad things or not is completely irrelevant - bad things happen to good people all the time, the universe does not care.

The only thing you can do is try to be better; but not on other people's judgement just yours - you are the only person who has to live with your conscience.

You may go to jail if you're doing illegal shit tho...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

No it's not censorship because if you want to see Lemmygrad's content then you can join Lemmygrad.

In the same way, I like gardening and so subscribe to 'Gardeners World'; doesn't mean everyone else should be subjected to posts about weeding, feeding and getting rid of blackfly if they are not interested in that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Helen Mirren as Prospero is good: https://youtu.be/lcnp8apSJ1k

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Yep, in other news, water is wet and the sky is blue....

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Forgot "lack of money" - that helps too!

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