Chai

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dad dies when you're 23. Mom is mentally ill, don't ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fix my teeth and go to med school. In that order

Privat med school in Germany costs a bit over 12k a year depending so I'd just work and save for a year or two first, then enroll

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yup, I'm a fellow ginger. Fucking hate going to the dentist, it always hurts no matter how much they give me :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Do you by any chance have red hair?

The pain medication affects red heads differently, and they usually need more than most people do.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Autocorrect probably got confused. I use two languages and autocorrect on my phone messes up the spelling sometimes for similarly spelt words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

3.5/12

I usually wash my hands before meals, but like, when I buy something quick to eat at the train station it's not exactly convenient to wash my hands.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Are we assuming the drink magically has no calories or other negative effects?

I'd choose white wine if it doesn't get me drunk (and as long as it still tastes good and not shitty like alcohol free wine. And also as long as there's no social repercussions from drinking wine all day.)

If the drink keeps all it's normal properties then I'd choose green tea.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Werewolves turns from human to werewolf when there's a full moon.

The house turned into a warehouse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Entschuldigung aber das entspricht nicht der DIN 5009 „Ansagen und Diktieren von Texten und Schriftzeichen“!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Düsseldorf! Essen! Unna! Tübingen! Salzwedel! Chemnitz! Hamburg! Leipzig! Aachen! Nürnberg! Düsseldorf!

Deutschland!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.

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