Fucking beats me lmao. Also recently upgraded my kitchen faucet, but it was long enough after putting in my bidet that I completely forgot about then until I was about to the ten minute job of swapping them out. Took 4 hours cause I had to go back to the hardware store to get new valves and wrench the rusty as fuck old valves off. I would hate being a plumber lol
Also they're called "quarter turn valves" lol
Maybe it's just poor wording that implies life in general is valuable?