BeardedSingleMalt

Oh no. Anyways...

HIMS, HERS, and dating apps for days.

I genuinely thought he'd get a slight pass this season with next year being his first true hotseat season. I've posted this before elsewhere but...

YEAR ONE

• Inherits a team with zero depth at any position and thin at talent in the starters

• Loses WR1, forcing WR2 to step up

• So deep in cap hell the best they can do is sign 3rd stringers and warm bodies.

• New WR1 gives up on the team and takes mental health leave

• Still manages to go 7-10

YEAR TWO

• WR1 gets suspended the entire season

• Loses QB1 in the offseason and the best we can do is sign a 2nd stringer who hasn't started a full season in his entire NFL career, and played in 18 games in the previous 3 seasons across 2 teams, injury prone with nerve damage in hand

• Still in cap hell, can only sign 2nd-3rd stringers

• Still shows flashes

• QB1 maybe kinda sorta quits on the team after being benched poor play, rookie 3rd rounder shows flashes

YEAR THREE

• First year with cap room to actually sign FAs and make vet splashes

If anything, unless AS completely shits the bed this season his job is 100% safe. If he makes the playoffs year 4 is safe.

• A belgian waffle machine that is caked in burnt dough

• The bacon is flimsy and under cooked

• Plain bagels stiff from being left out too long and a load of white break next to a toaster you have to cycle 3 times

• The kids leave a plate full of waffles floating in a pool of syrup, 4 bites taken

• Half the 4 seater tables are taken up by 1 person, with plenty of 2-seaters wide open

• Regular and decaf coffee that tastes burnt, and only powdered creamer, offers tea but it's so picked over it's 2-3 types of fruity chai or chamomile, green tea.

A local, small time hockey team has middle-arena ticket for $13. The price almost doubles because they use tm. $10 in cOnVeNiEnCe fees and processing and the "privilege" of using their shitty app.

Them: Keep the government out of my personal life

Also them: [screams about banning everything they're told they shouldn't like]

Literally everyone who wasn't duped knows this

There were waves of people who claimed that because their guy Bernie didn't get the nom, they threw a fit and were outright voting 3rd party instead of Biden. Of course, none of them ever went to the polls to vote in the primaries because [insert 14 different excuses]

Only 22? Should that include someone for Graphic Design?

When I got my P7P i had to switch back to the bar immediately and I was "navigating" out of games/apps with the gesture.

You have Palps dead-to-rights with the tip of your lightsaber mere inches from his face. What do you do?

• Extend your arm forward and saber him in the face effectively ending the reign of the Dark Lord of the Sith and saving the galaxy from impending darkness

• Monologue, then swing lightsaber back, reset stance excpecting some kind of epic killing blow

I tried switching to vivaldi on my personal PC and it gave me nothing but problems. not a fan of the layout, but more importantly Chrome-based browsers seem to give me a big problem where it puts my SSD at 100% utilization and locks the whole thing. Vivaldi locked it up a dozen times in the first hour.