I still like "Tell my WiFi love her".
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Mix in a Futurama reference for "Tell my WiFi said hello"
My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.
That's amazing lol
The Promised LAN
Didnβt we just finish one circuit of this merry-go-round 6 days ago? https://lemmy.world/post/1967628
You know it's the year of lemmy when we get reposts too /s
Eternal Seplember.
That's in another community.
I am currently broadcasting "5G_COVID_TEST_EMITTER" for the lulz. It is on a separate VLAN which simply terminates at the switch which generates the PoE for the AP, so despite it being open without a password, it generates no uplink
I've been using "Wu-Tang LAN" and "It hurts when IP" ever since I copied them from someone somewhere.
Obi WLAN Kenobi
This one wins everything
βPretty fly, for a wi-fi.β
I guess I havenβt seen that many, but there arenβt any comments yet, so I win by default!
This is what we named our wifi, previously was fbi surveillance van
LAN before time
Damn I really like this one lol
"Yell PENIS for password"
Mine is currently "Yer a WiFi Harry"
"WiFi of the neighbors"
Especially hilarious when you need to tell someone else what the wifi name is.
My cars wifi name is "Dude, where's my wifi?"
ItHertzWhenIP
8HzWANIP
LAN of Confusion
FBISurveillanceVan
In real life? My mate's wifi is called "Error 503 Service Unavailable".
tellmywifiloverher
I was staying at a hotel once, and there was a network in range called "YouNeedSecurityBadly"
A random neighbor had terok nor so naturally we changed ours to the bajoran resistance :)
"Abraham Linksys" was a pretty good one I found.
Mine was "drop it like it's hotspot" for a few years.
I haven't because everyone thinks they're comedian and uses the same ones
It's always either a wife joke,
Something about "LAN of the free",
Covid broadcast tower / super secret FBI van,
Or freepublicWi-Fione
My WiFi is McDonalds-guest just to mess with people. I live in the suburbs so there's no McDonald's around here.
Mine used to be "Skynet Global Defence Network"
I used βBill Nye the WiFi Guyβ for years.
Variation: BillWiTheScienceFi
I used to use "Bill Wi the Science Fi"
dont-use-its-haram
Mine is ButWhyFi
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expired
BuckleUpSpanky
IWantToWiFi / IWantToWeeFee (In my country wifi is often pronounced as weefee)
I had an open Guest WiFi called Botnet for years
I used to have a portable hotspot named "NSA surveillance van 17"
Josephs 35 Wifis
The Fellowship of the Ping
Mobile Hotspot: 3.-/min
My current one: _OpenWIFI
avocadhoes
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