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[–] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Elderly Man 2 minutes later: Spends 10 minutes writing a check

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Places still accept cheques?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No but some accept checks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yep, just gotta check with them first.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I am going to send you all to the cheque republic if you don't stop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

In the US they're weirdly still popular. And not for big one-off purchases either, normal stores and restaurants take them. It's like going back in time three or four decades.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Is this still a thing? I worked at a grocery store about 10 years ago, and towards the end of my tenure, they stopped taking checks. I'd imagine other chains did too. I haven't seen anyone write one while I've been in a checkout line in forever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I worked at AutoZone 7 years ago, we had a scanner thing that'd just read the check numbers on the bottom and run it like a debit card without a pin.

I'd tell people to not fill out the check, cause it doesn't matter at all, it didn't read it, and I give the check right back anyway, it could even be used again if the dorks would stop filling them out for no reason.

Even after all my telling them before and while they filled them out, they'd be in such disbelief when I returned their check after 3 seconds. Some would even be angry for them wasting time filling it out when it didn't even matter. Like guy I told you multiple times, how could anyone get upset at me for that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

In the UK they died with the cheque guarantee card.

I had to write software to print cheques on a slip printer about 20 years back. Had nobody ask for them since. I took that function away by accident a few years ago and nobody complained. They still make the printers, but they don't get used for cheques. More for prescriptions and other things that just need a small slip of paper that can't be trivially copied by a crackhead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I worked at an Albertsons a couple years back for a summer and we still took checks. And there were definitely people who used them, although more often I think it was people who were using some kind of unemployment or other social programs. But yeah whenever it wasn't a check like that it was an older person who would write the check out once they saw the total.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Last time I was in the US, I was at a convenience store with a quick checkout - max 5 items. Then I saw that a couple was paying by check. Writing the check scanning it and verifying etc. took about 10 times as long as scanning the wares. Is this still a normal interaction?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's normal for a check transaction to take that long; it's hasn't been normal for people to be paying by check since the late 2000's, if not sooner.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 7 months ago (20 children)

Meanwhile, younger folks audibly exhale when you take the extra 10 seconds to put your cash change back in your wallet.

Can't win em all.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Shit, I still see them pull out checkbooks.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It honestly surprises me that many merchants still accept checks, given that they won't verify immediately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They do verify immediately in many places. The cash register scans the check, extracts the bank routing and account numbers, and does an EFT transaction on the spot.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I think if you look old and world weary enough they probably figured that you don't know how to bounce them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

a check may gain some time for those who may need it. Transaction is not instantaneous. It may take a week or longer.

use cash. don't leave traces.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If you need time that's what a credit card is for. If you don't have financial responsibility then that is a problem though.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The middle aged people tap their card on the other lane and shake their heads at both parties.

Figure it out.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

Now he knows how it feels. Love just trying to get a donut on my way to work and some old lady has 2 months worth of groceries at 6am and wants to pay with a check. And there's one lane open.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who's vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

That old timer had been waiting decades to use that line.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just pay with a card fucko

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (17 children)

That requires me to carry a wallet.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Future boy.
I'm no future boy.
'Cause I think I'm here to stay.
What's the future for.
If I don't get more than today?
I'm no future boy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If you had a basket before you got to checkout, don’t dispose of it at the end of the line, BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY WILL NEED IT WHEN WALKING OUT YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! Stop wasting my time trying to juggle 10 items without a basket YOU FUCKING MORON!

(I’m fine.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if I didn't get a basket before I got to checkout, but I barely juggled my 10 items successfully and then once it's all scanned I can't figure out how to juggle them again?

(I'm sorry)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

There’s a pile of basket near the counter left there by the people I ranted about.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

You can take the baskets out of the store where you live? 😳 That's what bags are for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Are people not taking rucksacks to the shop yet? I hardly thought myself a genius when I worked it out at least ten years ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Two reasons against this:

  • Usually people visit shops by car, without a backpack – at least where I live.

  • Putting stuff in your backpack may require some more careful planning than just throwing it back into the basket temporarily, before you pack your backpack for real at the packing table. People do do that, blocking the end of the checkout. If the cashier doesn’t wait, you need to be careful not to have your items mixed up with the previous customer’s.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Usually people visit shops by car, without a backpack

There's plenty of room in your car for canvas bags. The ones I have (Chico Bags) roll up into a little ball that fits in your hand.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Future boyb had 4 years left, before he becomes elderly man

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