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[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Comic Sans ChatGPT is a new level of comedy

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Maybe it's an app/webapp being rendered on an LG Android phone.

For some ungodly reason, that was the default system font for a lot of them. Possibly all, but I haven't have any experience with them in quite a while.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

That's not comic sans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Right? The depth of the uncanny valley is unfathomable.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Can't believe the last commenter didn't say what angle to write it on there, completely lost all credibility

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

My instinct is screaming Poe's Law, my head is shaking its head and walking away in despair.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

If a court marks it Received, those citations are totally canceled.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the problem, 4 stars. If she was a 5 star woman, this wouldn't of happened.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My hopes and wishes is that the passport is done with color crayons and spelled like "pazzpert"

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What I love about this is the fact that they think if they write something on a piece of paper it automatically makes it true. I wonder if they try to use their own currency too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Notice the red ink

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dammit! When I got arrested, I guess I never tried handing them a Very Official form saying, “don’t.”

Dammit. I’m gonna go commit some crimes now that I know the secret pssword

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Like the opposite of a rickroll. Can we call this a Ronroll or something

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

America such great country! No passport needed!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Is it just me because I don't know the lingo or are these people just incomprehensible?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're nuts, but also they pick any piece of paper from the last 350 or so years, and decide what rules apply to them.

If back when we all had horse carriages there was a law that said roads belonged to nobody and people can travel freely to avoid extortion, they now state that a US code gives them the right to travel by car modern roads "freely and without hindrance". The "red sharpy, double copy" procedures are the same, some equivalent of an old way to record stuff.

Like with flat earth and "income online" scams the people driving these "discoveries" are in it for the views, targeting the dumbest people they can find.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Flat earth actually started as a joke, but got out of control.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Little of both.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Same here. I read everything twice and then began to wonder if I was having a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

I love how they start arguing with each other. Reminds me of my kids arguing about the made up rules of their made up game. "you CANNOT fight the t-rex with the car, you have to use the FLYING car!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Next time I’m driving multiple kilos of heroin across state lines with my human trafficking side gig I’ll just make sure I set myself to “Incognito Mode” so I can be traveling in private

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I love that rather than just come out and say what the outcome of the case was that sovcit instead pushes their most likely paywalled bullshit site 😆