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[–] [email protected] 154 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes. Am usiang a Luigi Borad

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Great success!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I have a chair I have a chair, king in the castle king in the castle

[–] odium 54 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Manifesting? What tf is "manifest me" supposed to mean?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (3 children)

When you're a South American country and the USA decides to pop in for a visit.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] odium 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ahh yes, Mannyfeast density

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They mostly did that to Central and North American countries. I know, nitpicking but...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh, I thought it's a week-long celebration of people named Manuel.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

I think it's akin to vibes and voodoo. You attempt to "will" something into happening like making someone else think about you so they contact you.

The fun example is trying to make someone's head explode with your mind because you hate them but are unable to attack them physically.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Magic thinking, basically if you think hard about something then it has a higher chance of happening. I.e. if you think hard about a new mercedes, you somehow might get it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It means you’re brain damaged

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

Are you many-fisting me?

Im surprised you aren't sure enough to answer that yourself 😳

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

How are people this fucking dumb

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Wololo wololo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mannyfeasting sounds nice. "I roasted a goose for the mannyfeast!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

These are a couple of the results Craiyon created with the prompt "Manny Feast".

1000011979

1000011980

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The only correct answer to this question is yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The what 🤨...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Someone call the amber lamps! This guy just burnt himself drinking the bone apple tea!