Authentic smell
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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... It vibrates too?
Now there's a man that knows how to get nailed.
Holy shit dude 😂
I've found this amazing prop store! "Bad Dragons", you know them? They got merch!
One of these memes led me to their store. They actually have really nice hats, shirts, hoodies, game mats, dice sets, cups, mugs, etc., and the prices are pretty low given the quality.
I got the black cap with the embroidered dragon. https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps
They sell toys for fantasy role-playing.
I do believe that was the joke.
“Making Fantasies Real®️”
You can get Tako as a teenie-weenie and it’d be the perfect size!
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
Father, recognizing it's the one that went missing from his collection.
Grandma: "Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath..."
Beware the touch attack on that monster.
I see where this is going...
Holy cow, Azure Dreams.
This is the kinda nostalgia that slaps my brain off for a sec and makes me reboot
omg, now I kinda wanna climb to the tower again
The best part about this is that the section near the tip is clearly more worn out than the rest.
For any depth D the tip experiences D^2/2 times the wear, so that’s natural.
Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.
I used to date some one into tentacles, and some how it started with homestuck.
Edit: OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW
https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ubujb/theorytrigger_warning_troll_reproduction/
What are you doing, step GM?
That's a dildo... Right? What other purpose could it have
D&D&D
Dungeons & Bad Dragons
It's a special spoon you need to make steamed hams.
That can't be comfortable.... right?
Stretch goals
I would allow this at my table
"I have a plan!"
Grabs the dildo and kiesters it
"I have sent it to the shadow realm."
Trying to get interviewed by the BBC?
Dungeons and Bad Dragons
I've been doing poorly at my guessing game lately, but if this wasn't you I was going to sacrificially burn my favorite sex toy.
"I'm learning things about you I never meant to and I regret doing so."