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I prefer eating only with the spoon. I'd even cut meat with it if it's soft enough

Leaving noobs to die in their dumb situations while I full clear my jungle.

I never listen to a whole song. I'll usually get about half way through before going to the next track.

I boil eggs with just half an inch of water in a pot and the lid on.
Set a timer to 6 minutes when the water starts to boil and they come out perfect every time.

Microwave ice cream that was scooped in a bowl for 8 seconds to soften it.

Biking instead of driving places, especially in the winter.

I microwave rice or noodles with water to make them perfect.

When I order plain soda water at the bar.

Blow into my cigarette before putting it in my mouth.

I smoke Parliaments, which have a little recess in the filter and sometimes bits of the tobacco get in there; I blow it out because I don't want to eat it

Ive dated a few Filipina women over the years. When its my turn to cook, I'll sometimes add a packet of onion soup mix to the rice cooker. Its delicious, but it triggers their FauxCD because its just wrong.

Mental arithmetic. Fast.