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[–] [email protected] 198 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's a two hour movie condensed into one sentence.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or 22 episodes of a soap opera

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s actually kinda the premise of this old Chinese drama from like the 90s. It’s called the Plum Blossom Birthmark. This woman gives birth to a girl but decides to give her up because the show takes place in old times and she felt her position was threatened because her husband had taken on a concubine so she decides to swap out her baby girl for a boy. She brands the girl with a plum blossom mark on her back so that she can maybe find her later. Years later the little girl and boy grow up and fall in love.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Hey, cool baby, wanna trade?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

The families seriously need to auction off the movie rights, they've got it made now.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 9 months ago (2 children)

For those who want to read more about it, I did the work and found the article.

https://news.yahoo.com/woman-discovers-her-sons-bride-182017135.html

A woman in eastern China had the shock of her life when she found out that her son was marrying her long-lost daughter. The reunion occurred right at the would-be spouses' wedding in Suzhou, Jiangsu province on March 31, according to Sohu News. The shocking discovery was made after the woman noticed a birthmark on the bride's hand, which looked strikingly similar to that of her long-lost child. Determined to uncover the truth, the woman mustered the courage to ask the bride's parents whether she was adopted. After explaining her story and the identical birthmark, the bride's parents eventually confirmed that their child had been adopted. Details were quickly ironed out and the bride confirmed that she was, indeed, the woman's long-lost biological daughter. It turns out she went missing as a child and was picked up by her adoptive parents on the roadside some 20 years ago. The wedding could have been called off at this point, but the woman also revealed that her son — her now-daughter's groom — was also adopted. The wedding proceeded as planned, but the shocking twist is one detour their guests will never forget. In photos that went viral on Chinese social media, the bride can be seen breaking down and hugging her long-lost mother tightly. It's unknown how exactly the daughter went missing, but some are raising the possibility of human traffickers being the culprit. It's also unclear whether the woman's adopted son — now her son-in-law — will be searching for his own parents.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mark my words, a movie will be made about this one day.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This has Hallmark all over it

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

how if went missing because of traffickers, but was adopted at the roadside??

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Road traffic works in mysterious ways.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You should merge as late as possible?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Wonder if they wanted a son.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

A trafficking reject 😢

[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That headline was a rollercoaster.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Her: can you pass the potatoes?

Him: Oh! You taking the potatoes as well as the house huh?!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (2 children)

dayum the mother must be having the best day of her life - finds long-lost daughter and now she has two children who got married on the same day!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah but that was supposed to be their day.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

MailOnline = We're just making shit up now

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)

In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like "bloodties the knot" or "trouble in paradise" or something. We've strayed from the light.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I'm waiting for the headlines on a story like this to devolve to the point that it's like "MILF gives her adopted son permission in public to fuck her daughter (click for pics)".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Incest Reverse Card

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like this version. No clickbait.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I respect that, but I remember a story in my local paper years ago about the burger van that was selling porn, and the headline was "burger van sells porn with relish". I want that world back.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

Hey step bro

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Classic Garret

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Some family trees look like oak trees, others douglas firs.

[–] lowleveldata 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

...because the groom had been adopted

Disappointing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

What are you doing, step brother?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

IWantToFuckSpez (͡•_ ͡• )

bonk

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

stepbrother what are you doiiing?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Banjo music starts, then stops

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

"Wait, I'm... adopted?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Banjo music intensifies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Well I guess that's an uplifting story, being reunited with a long lost daughter and your adopted son is happy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline

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