Moof_Kenubi

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

loathed by every person that takes their mp3 tags seriously

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he's got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

[–] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

You know he ain't gonna fly

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