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[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I learned something today... and I'm not better off for having learned it. What a dumb ass virtue signal to use on something.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, apparently freeing yourself from porn enables you to make even more silly memes. Probably better to keep doing porn then.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If you think this meme is bad then this will torture you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The prose is weird, but the premise is kind of interesting

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

checks the latest commit

DO NOT MERGE

There is a bug causing the government to manipulate the people to serve itself. The bug was discovered after the stock market implementation. Reverting breaks too many newer systems. Absolutely do not merge this into main.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Merged and deployed in 2012. The Mayans were right all along.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

USA: The government is the corporations.

Skynet: The government is an AI filled 4chan board.

Borg: The government is the collective.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You make the Borg sound appealing and reasonable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Imagine having the tech to just go to ~~sleep~~ charge and afterwards feel rested & full of energy.

Also best wifi.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know this particular project but honestly having your government documents and policies made available on Codeberg/GitLab/Github and available for PRs is actually an interesting idea. The government would still need to be the owners and ultimately decide on what gets merged, but the transparency and opportunity for accessible civic engagement would be kinda sweet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Huh. I'd never heard of The Venus Project, but it's giving Freedom by Daniel Suarez or Walkaway by Cory Doctorow vibes, except (aspirationally at least) in the real world.